- I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance") - There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one Jurassic geezer.) - I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon) - My life is too complicate right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing) - I've got a boyfriend
(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's) - I don't date men where I work
(Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building) - It's not you, it's me
(It's not me, it's you) - I'm concentrating on my career
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) - I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off *only* the men like you.) - .....and the #1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with; it's that 'male perspective' thing)
Wednesday 13 April 2011
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean...)
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